Give me ur funniest pickup line and I’ll tell you if you’d get to take me home 👹
Give me ur funniest pickup line and I’ll tell you if you’d get to take me home 👹 elliee_bo_bellie
Big boobs are the best when they smash your face while fucking
Give me ur funniest pickup line and I’ll tell you if you’d get to take me home 👹
Give me ur funniest pickup line and I’ll tell you if you’d get to take me home 👹 elliee_bo_bellie
Big boobs are the best when they smash your face while fucking
26 thoughts on “Give me ur funniest pickup line and I’ll tell you if you’d get to take me home 👹 Big Boobs elliee_bo_bellie”
Oh shit sorry I dropped it…oh heres my line!
I seem to have forgot my underwear, can I get in yours?
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout and I’d like to meet your family someday.
Have you ever had a dream that that you um you had you’d you would you could you’d do you wi you wants you you could do so you you’d do you could you you want you want him to do you so much you could do anything?
You must be an alien because that ass is outta this world.
You’re finer than hair on a frogs ass split four ways
You gotta belly like Buddha
Do you play the trumpet? Because you sure do make me horny
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I suck at poetry,
Show me your tits
Are you an overdue library book? Cause you got fine written all over you
ME : WITH BIG BEAUTIFUL TITTIES LIKE YOURS I CAN’T BELIEVE U DONT HAVE 2 BLACK EYES
YOU : EXCUSE ME WHY WOULD U SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT
ME : CUZ UVE BEEN RUNNING THROUGH MY MIND ALL DAY
I will suck all of you
I’d take you like my bourbon..on the rocks
I’m not like the other guys I fuck on the first date
You have the biggest softest roundest most beautiful…….eyes I’ve ever seen!
I wonder if you could help me, I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a big breasted bed thrasher!
Were you a beaver in your former life cause daaaaaaaamn 💜
Well that’s unfortunate. I don’t have pick up lines because I don’t talk to beautiful women often😅
Do you like toast……well that’s breakfast sorted
If I could re-write the alphabet, I’d put U and I together
Excuse me, but could you please tell your breasts to quit starring at my eyes?
Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
Are you a magician? Because whenever you’re around, my pants disappear—poof
Your like a fresh piece of hubba Bubba. Juicy and delicious.
I’ve got the balls now give me your cannons
Are you a sunflower because you light up any room you go into